The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
"My wife is poisoning me," the man replied.
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, stated, "I'm sure you're wrong."
"I'm telling you, Rabbi. I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" pleaded the man.
Then the Rabbi offered, "Tell you what, let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out, and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi called the man and said, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
"Yes, please," said the man anxiously.
"Take the poison!"