To be honest, I did coin a word or two for this effort, but only because you're worth it. Although they're not in Funk & Wagonalls, they ought to be. Still, you'll have to guess their meaning. Enjoy.
spew brontidean morphemes,
like volcanos erupting,
belching pyroclastic flow, and
carom about the convolutions of
until even the semi-literate
become skilled philosophunculists.