Wired For Sound

Back in the days before many churches had wireless microphones, a preacher was wired for sound with a lapel microphone, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the cord as he went.

Then he moved to one side, got wound up in the cord, and nearly tripped before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered,"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

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