"I'm a theology scholar," the young man replied.
"Admirable," the father said, "but what will you do to provide a
nice home for my daughter?"
"I will study, and God will provide," he explained.
"And how will you afford to raise children?"
"God will provide."
The man left the study, and the mother asked her husband, "How'd it
"He had no money or employment plans," the father said, "but on the
other hand, he thinks I'm God."