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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy said, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. Then he calls it a poem, and they give him $25."

The second boy said, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. Then he calls it a song, and they give him $200."

Not to be outdone the third boy said, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. Then he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight men to collect all the money!"

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