Healing

An elderly couple was watching one of those television preachers on TV one night when the preacher faced the camera and announced, "My friends, tonight I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. If you place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, I shall heal you."

The old woman had been having terrible stomach problems, so she placed one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach.

Meanwhile, her husband approached the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.

With a frown, his wife said, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."

Author Unknown