"In honor of this Holy Season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven."
The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on and said, "This represents a candle."
"You may pass through the Pearly Gates," said Saint Peter.
The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You too may pass through these Pearly Gates."
The old Iowa farmer started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
"I thought it was obvious," the Husker replied. "These are Carols."
And The Christmas Season Continues ...