29 May, 2011

It's In The Bible


preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in The Bible. Then he went on to  that the entirety of human experience could be found there. One only had to look.

When he was speaking with members of the congregation as they exited after the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe The Bible mentions PMS. I'm pretty sure."

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it. He said, "When I find the passage, I'll give you a call."

He never called, but the following week after the service, the preacher motioned the woman aside. He said he had finally found it and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
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