12 January, 2014

Keep Knocking

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church and enters a confessional booth. He sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times, trying to get his attention, but the drunk just continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"
Author Unknown