There were two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday, and one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike.
The first priest asked where his bike was, and the other priest said, "I don't know, but I think it's been stolen!"
Then first priest said, "Well, what you need to do is read off the ten commandments in your homily, and when you get to 'Thou Shall Not Steal,' someone will confess to the crime."
The next time the two saw each other the priest had his bicycle back. "I see you have your bike back! Did you do what I said?," the one priest said.
The other said, "Well, kind of. When I was reading the commandments and got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I suddenly seemed to remember where I had left it."
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