01 December, 2013

Religious Quickies

The Sunday School teacher was describing that when Lot's wife looked back at Sodom she turned into a pillar of salt. Bobby interrupted, "My mommy looked back once while she was driving. She turned into a telephone pole."

Another Sunday School teacher said to her children, "We have been learning about how powerful the kings and queens were in Biblical times, but there is a higher power. Who can tell me what it is?" Tommy blurted out, "I know. Aces."

A kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

And then there's this ... A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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