A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him. God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second to you."
The young man then asked God what a million dollars was to him. God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."
Then with his courage up, the young man asked, "God, could I have one of your pennies?" God smiled and replied, "Certainly, my son, just a second ..."