18 November, 2012

Don't Step On The Ducks

Three fellows died together in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks."

So, they entered heaven, and sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally stepped on one.

Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this woman!"

The next day, the second guy accidentally stepped on a duck, and along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him was another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together with the same admonishment as he had for the first guy.

The third guy observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, was very, VERY careful where he stepped. He managed to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on ... a very tall, tan, curvaceous, and sexy blonde.

St. Peter chained them together without saying a word. The guy remarked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" She said, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

Author Unknown