As the minister turned and noticed the old drunk, he said, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looked back and said, "Yessh, Preacher ... I sure am."
The minister then dunked the fellow under the water and pulled him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I haven't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunked him under for quite a bit longer, brought him up and said, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not, Reverend."
The preacher, in disgust, held the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brought him out of the water, and said in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wiped his eyes and said to the preacher ... "Nooooo!!! I don't see him, but are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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