She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he'd get right on it.
The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him again. "Please set this error straight before tonight," she begged. "There's an orgy planned 8:30, and everyone *must* attend!"
"Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away."
Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up the receiver with tribulations of his heart and started to listen. He heard the following, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!"
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