Last Sunday was Palm Sunday, but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When his family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny, of course, asked what they were for.
"People held them over Jesus's head as he walked by," his father told him.
"Wouldn't you know it," Johnny fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go, and he shows up."