No Way Over

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:

End is Near!

Turn Youself Around Now

Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "You religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash ... so Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should jes say 'Bridge Out'?"