13 March, 2011

The Asphalt Jungle

     Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat
        because she had an important meeting and
          couldn't find a parking place.

      Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord,
     take pity on me. If you find me a parking place,
    I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of
  my life. And give up sex and tequila too."

 Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I
found one."