To Gyre and Gambol
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13 March, 2011
The Asphalt Jungle
Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat
because she had an important meeting and
couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord,
take pity on me. If you find me a parking place,
I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of
my life. And give up sex and tequila too."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I
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