01 September, 2013

Get Off The Hood

Two nuns were traveling by car throughout Europe. They got to Transylvania and were stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumped onto the hood of their car and scratched the windshield!

"Quick, quick!" shouted the first nun, "What shall I do?" "Turn on the windshield wipers. That will get rid of this abomination," shouted the second. The nun switched them on, knocking Dracula about, but he hung on and hissed at them loudly!

"What shall I do now?" shouted the first nun. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it with Holy Water when we stopped in the Vatican!" said the second.

Dracula steamed as the water burned his skin, but somehow he managed to hang on. He hissed at the nuns even louder now!

"Now what?" screamed the first nun. "Show him your cross!" replied the second.

So the first nun rolled down the window and shouted: "GET OFF MY HOOD, YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!"
Author Unknown