18 September, 2011

Two Men At The Pearly Gates


wo men waiting at the Pearly Gates struck up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asked the second. "I froze to death," was the response. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" shivered the first.

"Well, it's very uncomfortable at first. You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. Eventually though, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb, and you kind of drift off as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" inquired the second man.

"I had a heart attack," said the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me. So one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. Finally, I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shook his head and said, "That's so ironic." "What do you mean?" asked the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
Author Unknown