All The Pope's Men

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.

"My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say. 'Hello, Monsignor.' "

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say. 'Hello, Your Excellency.' "

"My son is a cardinal," continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.' "

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God!' "