16 January, 2011

Suddenly, Last Winter

Two men died and went to heaven. St. Peter greeted them and said, "Your condos aren't ready yet. Until they're finished, you can return to Earth as anything you want."

"Fine," said the first man. "I've always wanted to be an eagle soaring over the Grand Canyon."

"And I'd like to go around as a real cool stud," said the second somewhat sheepishly.

Poof! Their wishes were granted.

When the condos were finished, St. Peter asked an assistant to bring back the two men. "How will I find them?" the assistant asked.

"One is soaring over the Grand Canyon," St. Peter replied. "The other is somewhere in Detroit - on a snow tire."